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Dane Cook came, and I haven’t laughed this hard since me and MVP were sitting right next to and talking to Ju on the phone, pretending to be a frat kid inviting him to a party, and having him believe it. It was great, the opening guys were funny as hell and the whole thing was just huge for SU. He did two sold out shows here, and this was the only place where he did two shows. Some really funny highlights, might not be exact quotes:

“The one kid that everyone hates in every group, and everyone makes fun of him, you know who he is. His name is Bryan, and not the one that has an ‘i’ in there, but the one that has a ‘y!’ Yeah, that’s the kid!” (Bryan was going crazy after that one, the girl that everyone made fun of was named Karen…)

“Someone just sh!t on the coats!”

“I want to look through the painting in my dream house and just use those trap doors! BAM!”

“I walked over to the kid, hit his ice cream out of his hand and into his face, and yelled, ‘Don’t forget me!’ He’ll tell his family and friends, some guy ran over and hit the ice cream in my face and said ‘Don’t f*cking forget me!’ Remember, he added the f*ck, I didn’t say that originally…”

Check out the rest of the tour dates here. Awesome show, they filmed it too so it’ll be on either Comedy Central, HBO or on a DVD, so check it out. That’s about all for now, got an early day tomorrow. Later.

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